WELCOME TO HELL

vicious-desperation:

bepeu:

no one has a crush on me. i am too strong to be crushed

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humoristics:

A guy once told my lesbian friend that being a lesbian is a huge turn off for guys and that she’ll never find a boyfriend.

non-oneechan:

tardistiles:

sp00kyqueer:

sp00kyqueer:

Something I realised, after having to help many international tourists count out their change, is that American coins don’t actually have the number value on them??? Like no wonder all these poor tourists are so…

cheerybeery:

maskedfangirl:

marvelcolm:

Guys, please read my extremely NSFW Guardians of the Galaxy fanfic told from the perspective of Groot here.

I don’t normally rec a lot of PWP, but wow. Stop what you’re doing and read this, you won’t regret it!

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corenevipera:

fovelshucker:

TODAY MY CHEMISTRY TEACHER BURNED A DOLLAR IN FRONT OF US BUT HE FORGOT TO TELL US THAT THE DOLLAR WOULDNT BURN ONLY THE ALCOHOL WOULD SO HE TOOK OUT A 100 DOLLAR BILL AND SOAKED IT IN ALCOHOL AND WERE LIKE “WHAT ARE YOU DOING” AND HE CAUGHT IT ON FIRE AND WE ALL YELLED AT HIM BUT THEN IT WENT OUT AND THE BILL WAS FINE AND WE WERE SILENT FOR 20 MINUTES


How to get your class to shut up for the entire period: science teacher edition

fashionofthemultiverse:

UV Glow Galaxy Print Cap Sleeve Fit and Flare by CoquetryClothing

Bwahahaha chrisishida0 just asked if u knew hunterxhunter… You FOOL!!

I finally got bioshock infinite ouo
Such excite
Very happiness
Wow

dreammakr:

lawebloca:

Little Girl Plays on Gentle Giant Tibetan Mastiff ** video **

I WANT 20 AND WE WILL SLEEP IN BIG PILES AND CUDDLE AND BE HAPPY

dalekpoetry:

hetastein:

special-snowflake-hall-of-fame:

beyoncevevo:

perfectgay:

what has four letters and is very hard

rock

math

life

This post got really deep really fast

fuck the shut up

superb1a:

When you bullshit an essay and manage to get a good grade.image

unmarvel:

How Marvel Characters Eat Their Food [x]

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aobasluttygaki:

I love that when Makoto first tells Haru he should visit him, he’s all tsundere 

imageBut upon considering the followingimageDoes a complete 180 and shows up like “Yes Husbando. I have come with lunch. For my Husbando. Whom is Mine. And not Kisumi’s.”imageThen shows up again the next day like “Look honey, I’ve brought the children.”image

image"Just in case there was any confusion that we are, in fact, married."